Limericks!!

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 29 Jun 2018, 14:27

A lady kissed my old Granddad
He felt like a bold Sir Galahad

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 30 Jun 2018, 08:17

A lady kissed my old Granddad
He felt like a bold Sir Galahad
But his sword was limp

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 30 Jun 2018, 12:54

A lady kissed my old Granddad
He felt like a bold Sir Galahad
But his sword was limp
And he looked like a blimp

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 30 Jun 2018, 19:22

A lady kissed my old Granddad
He felt like a bold Sir Galahad
But his sword was limp
And he looked like a blimp
In fact his whole future looked rather sad......(a bit like this website at the moment 8-[ )



I'm needing to have a good laugh

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 30 Jun 2018, 20:51

The site needs new faces and new members.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 30 Jun 2018, 21:01

I'm needing to have a good laugh

Well Try necking a horny giraffe

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 30 Jun 2018, 22:19

I'm needing to have a good laugh

Well Try necking a horny giraffe
Then nudge a gnu
And tickle a shrew
And join an aardvark in her bath

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 01 Jul 2018, 08:53

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Mavis that was really good.

Start another one while you're on a roll =D=

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 01 Jul 2018, 09:23

Just wanted to cheer you up Lynny. :happy-sunshine:
We win a few lose a few but thanks to ALL for your contribution.s
Ok heres a new one

In Winter men drink nice hot Lemsic
They get awful colds they quite sick
They drink warm brandy
They feel quite randy
But its cold and they cant find their dick.
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 01 Jul 2018, 09:35

Back to the game


Adolf Hitler had only one ball

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 01 Jul 2018, 23:45

Adolf Hitler had only one ball
He used to throw up the hall

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 02 Jul 2018, 08:44

Adolf Hitler had only one ball
He used to throw up the hall
His aim wasn't good

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 02 Jul 2018, 13:43

Adolf Hitler had only one ball
He used to throw up the hall
His aim wasn't good
And his nuts made of wood
Had wood worm and termites I recall

Lynny was an exotic dancer

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 02 Jul 2018, 15:43

Lynny was an exotic dancer
all the lads used to Fancy 'er

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 02 Jul 2018, 17:43

Lynny was an exotic dancer
all the lads used to fancy 'er
She used a large fan

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