Limericks!!

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Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 03 Jul 2018, 11:02

Lynny was an exotic dancer
all the lads used to fancy 'er
She used a large fan
To cover her tan

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 03 Jul 2018, 12:18

Cant think of anything hilairious or a naughty punch line. It might come.
Hey Teddy why would any one want to cover a tan. Crikey I could never get a tan I just get burnt. Lol. I avoid the sun. I tried the fake tan but went orange!
Dont cover it. FLAUNT IT!
Only kidding. Gone blank on a funny last line. A big fan eh? As Eric Morcambe would say. Theres no anwer to that really. :happy-sunshine:

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 03 Jul 2018, 12:41

Lynny was an exotic dancer
all the lads used to fancy 'er
She used a large fan
To cover her tan
But modesty's never the answer



There was an old Duke in Dundee

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 03 Jul 2018, 16:34

There was an old Duke in Dundee
who loved sitting on Santa's knee

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 03 Jul 2018, 19:37

There was an old Duke in Dundee
who loved sitting on Santa's knee
He was caught off guard
He felt something hard

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 04 Jul 2018, 09:38

there was an old Duke in Dundee
who loved sitting on Santa's knee
He was caught off guard
He felt something hard


Sorry just deleted my last line it wasnt funny enough. Love to read yours.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 04 Jul 2018, 10:26

There was an old Duke in Dundee
who loved sitting on Santa's knee
He was caught off guard
And felt something hard
When Tinkerbell fell off the tree


My Granddad's a very proud Scot

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 05 Jul 2018, 15:06

My Granddad's a very proud Scot
Dances the highland fling a lot

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 05 Jul 2018, 22:03

My Granddad's a very proud Scot
Dances the highland fling a lot
He loved Bobby Burns

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 06 Jul 2018, 08:49

My Granddad's a very proud Scot
Dances the highland fling a lot
He loved Bobby Burns
And walking through ferns

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 06 Jul 2018, 16:06

My Granddad's a very proud Scot
Dances the highland fling a lot
He loved Bobby Burns
And walking through ferns
At the Games won the discus shot


There was a young lady of station

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 06 Jul 2018, 16:27

There was a young lady of station
chauffeur helped her lose her frustration

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 06 Jul 2018, 22:17

There was a young lady of station
Chauffeur helped her lose her frustration
He drove her to Brighton

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 07 Jul 2018, 14:41

There was a young lady of station
Chauffeur helped her lose her frustration
He drove her to Brighton
To help her mood lighten

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 07 Jul 2018, 14:47

There was a young lady of station
Chauffeur helped her lose her frustration
He drove her to Brighton
To help her mood lighten



Sorry folks I just deleted my final line. Ok it rhymed but it was not funny and hardly a punch line.
Good luck :

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