Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Teddy » 18 May 2017, 11:25

My shoulder is not for poking
And I aint joking

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 18 May 2017, 17:59

Today I saw my chiro
My spine is now in line-o

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by mavisbramston » 18 May 2017, 20:53

My wife frequently mumbles
And thats the way the cookie crumbles :character-oldtimer:

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Teddy » 19 May 2017, 10:57

Rain overnight
Not to shoulder's delight

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 19 May 2017, 17:11

So it seems I am not mad
When it rains my aches are bad

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by mavisbramston » 19 May 2017, 20:23

I am down on my luck
I could do with a fungus and green bean roll

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Teddy » 20 May 2017, 16:23

A strange day out
Now I am wondering what it was all about!

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 20 May 2017, 18:45

A bowl of chips
Will stay on my hips

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by mavisbramston » 20 May 2017, 20:11

The Chinese are not as DIM
as they SIM

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Teddy » 21 May 2017, 14:47

For lunch a chicken dish'
It was too good to miss

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 22 May 2017, 08:46

Good morning, good morning!
A fine day is dawning!

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Teddy » 22 May 2017, 09:48

So are you cutting your toenails
Or responding to emails

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 26 May 2017, 09:03

I'm writing a letter
My writing's no better! 8-[

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Teddy » 26 May 2017, 16:19

Reading Jane Austin
Library borrowed, so aint costin

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 27 May 2017, 12:12

Not every book
Is worth a good look

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