Kids in Church

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Dawn

Kids in Church

Post by Dawn » 29 Nov 2012, 20:09

3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'


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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
And I wanted to stay with you guys.'


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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'


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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
Were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'


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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'


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A father was at the beach with his children
When the four-year-old son ran up to him,
Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
Where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied..
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'

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Re: Kids in Church

Post by godfather » 30 Nov 2012, 20:19

:heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee

Kids speak and they tell no lies!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: Kids in Church

Post by Dreamweaver » 03 Dec 2017, 16:24

Searching for something else, I came across this and thought it worth repeating.
Not least because I miss Dawn!
Sending her a metaphorical hug - :bear_hug

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Re: Kids in Church

Post by godfather » 04 Dec 2017, 23:17

I am with you Dreamweaver, missing Dawn and hope that she looks down on us with a smile whenever she gets a spare moment.

((( Dawn ))) !


:happy-sunshine: :happy-sunshine: :happy-sunshine:
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: Kids in Church

Post by lynny » 07 Dec 2017, 09:27

I haven't even got Maggs to play Dawn's 12 Days of Christmas game with this year. 8-[

Still think of Dawnie and her jokes and wonderful poetry. I hope she's sitting on a cloud having a giggle about something silly. Miss you deary!
:bear_hug

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