When i'm cleaning floors

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grandduke
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When i'm cleaning floors

Post by grandduke » 06 Nov 2014, 11:45

White tile floors that is needed when you have dark
shade incorporates in your glass windows and doors,
well this came to mind. :heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM :wqoohoo :wqoohoo :high_fives:
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by Buck_naked » 06 Nov 2014, 12:35

You are not supposed to drink that cleaner GD..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
what are you trying to say about your tiles????

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by lynny » 06 Nov 2014, 13:30

You've been on the tiles and at the moonshine eh GD? :lol:

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by grandduke » 06 Nov 2014, 17:10

Buck you can see every mark, so its right then and into it.

Lynny i have to admit i did have two shots of Moon at lunch time hic hic :nahnahnah :wqoohoo :wqoohoo

oh and that reminds me tomorrows lunch is T bone and chips the
T bone steak weighing in at 0.654 grams and an inch thick a special
order from our new butcher at the new Food works supermarket.

The biggest T bone weighing in at 0.813 at a cost of $17.81 argggg

I will think of you all as i consume it with relish :high_fives: :roflmao:
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by Buck_naked » 06 Nov 2014, 17:41

and we will carve you headstone:
One T bone too many" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by godfather » 06 Nov 2014, 20:30

The song, if it quacks like a Duck, looks like a Duck and plays the Ukulele like a Duck.............it must be you GD....after several cups of moonshine!
My advice, hhhmmmm keep your Pension and don't go professional!

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The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by grandduke » 06 Nov 2014, 22:43

The Moonshine to wash the T bone down. :wqoohoo :heeheehee :heeheehee
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by lynny » 07 Nov 2014, 10:35

Can you play the ukelele GD? O:)

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by hawkeye » 10 Nov 2014, 12:49

I can. I'll stand over in the corner and monitor the situation and play for the Duke. You can trust me GD.

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Re: When i'm cleaning floors

Post by grandduke » 10 Nov 2014, 12:56

Sure can Hawks it will set my feet a tappin and them floor
will be clean in no time yehaa. :high_fives: :cheers:
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
George Bernard Shaw

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