What A Day
I was sitting in my local pub
About to drink a can
When this big bloke came into the bar
A monster of a man.
He knocked me off my bar stool
And gave me an evil sneer
Said ‘ Gees I’m bloody thirsty “
And then he sculled me beer.
I said “ mate I aint gonna fight ya
I don’t wanna have a blue
Cause I’ve had a bastard of a day
Then I meet a bloke like you
See I had a few last evening
And I woke up sick and tired
Got into work an hour late
So I got bloody fired.
So back down to the pub I went
To drown me sorrows at the bar
Hit a tree while driving home
And wrote off me brand new car.
I got home really early
Feeling sick and bloody sore
Then I found me missus playing round
With the bloke who lives next door.
So I’ve got no job, no car or missus
Mate its cut me to the core
And now I meet a bloke like you
It must be Murphy's bloody law.
So I don’t wanna fight ya mate
there would be no point I fear
cause I was gonna kill meself
but you’ve just drunk me poisoned beer.
Bob Pacey (c)
What A Day
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Re: What A Day
Good one young Pacey.




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Re: What A Day
Hahahahaha, good one Booga.
Hope the bloke didn't die but got the sh*** instead!
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Hope the bloke didn't die but got the sh*** instead!
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The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.