3 drunks in a taxi

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lighthouse
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3 drunks in a taxi

Post by lighthouse » 02 Jun 2015, 19:34

3 Irish drunks got into a taxi and told the driver where they wanted to go to.

The driver could see they were drunk. So he started the engine then turned it off again and said to them we have reached the destination.

The 1st drunk paid him
The 2nd drunk said thanks
The 3rd drunk slapped the driver.

The driver asked why he got slapped
The 3rd drunk said........control your speed next time you nearly killed us.
“Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. ”
Helen Keller

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Re: 3 drunks in a taxi

Post by lynny » 03 Jun 2015, 08:35

:lol: good one!

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