Woman Power

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Woman Power

Post by Teddy » 08 Mar 2011, 07:02

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a

casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.

When they were seated , the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service

if he could please speak to the First Lady in private.

They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?”

She mentioned that in her teenage years , he had been madly in love with her.

President Obama then said , "so if you had married him , you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant" ,

to which Michelle responded ,

"no , if I had married him , he would now be the President".

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Post by Dreamweaver » 08 Mar 2011, 09:56

:lol: :lol: That would probably be right!
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Post by hawkeye » 09 Mar 2011, 12:55

Now ain't that special. Don't believe a word of it. That sounds just like a woman.


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Post by Dawn » 10 Mar 2011, 02:02

And women can sometimes be right, can they not, Hawk? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Woman Power

Post by grandduke » 10 Mar 2011, 07:27

It would appear so Dawn,GRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :- :- :-
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Post by godfather » 10 Mar 2011, 18:34

Good joke, but I shall keep out of the debate! :eek :eek :eek
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