He Better Hopes The Robber Shoots Her...

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He Better Hopes The Robber Shoots Her...

Post by hawkeye » 11 Mar 2011, 14:06

Another one we've all heard:

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, ‘Well, did anyone else see my face?’
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.
Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand and said, ‘My wife got a pretty good look at you.’

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Re: He Better Hopes The Robber Shoots Her...

Post by Teddy » 11 Mar 2011, 16:14

No Hawk., haven't heard that one before.Couldn't agree more,as he,d face something much more horrible than death,for a very good reason,she,d be :flaming_mad :lol:

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Re: He Better Hopes The Robber Shoots Her...

Post by godfather » 11 Mar 2011, 20:34

I have a feeling that the husband and his wife weren't getting on too well?

What makes me think that?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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