It Just Hit Me

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Teddy
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It Just Hit Me

Post by Teddy » 25 Mar 2011, 12:46

It just hit me!
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> My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.
> He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no
> cost to him. He visits the doctor once a year for his check-up, and
> again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays
> nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighbourhood
> in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to
> do any upkeep.
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> If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of
> luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely
> free.
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> He is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
> All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
> every day.
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> I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head
> like a ton of bricks ....
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> My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant.
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Maggs
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Re: It Just Hit Me

Post by Maggs » 25 Mar 2011, 17:28

:lol:

Now I know where that phrase comes from...you know...:They treat them like animals"! :wave

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Re: It Just Hit Me

Post by godfather » 25 Mar 2011, 21:43

Jeepers there are hundreds of those illegal immigrants running around in our neighbourhood.
Some of them are so noisy they bark when they don't get their meals on time!

Love it!

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Re: It Just Hit Me

Post by Mahalia » 12 Apr 2011, 09:09

I have two - but they work for their living - I don't have a single burglar or a married one either - sigh!!
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