SOUTHERN STATES --- USA

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Jessy21635

SOUTHERN STATES --- USA

Post by Jessy21635 » 27 Mar 2011, 04:04

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?

People actually grow and eat okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Ya'll is singular, all ya'll is plural.

You measure distance in minutes.

You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

You know what a DAWG is.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.

You know what a hissy fit is.

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.

You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good beef or chicken stew weather.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

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Re: SOUTHERN STATES --- USA

Post by grandduke » 27 Mar 2011, 08:02

Jessy, you forgot the grits and vidles. :wave :wave
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Re: SOUTHERN STATES --- USA

Post by Teddy » 27 Mar 2011, 08:10

That was so interesting Jessy,not to mention very amusing in parts.Thank you. "Teddy" :lol:

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Re: SOUTHERN STATES --- USA

Post by godfather » 27 Mar 2011, 20:47

I get the feeling that there is a bit of rivalry between the North and the South!

Poor old Southies, they sound a lot like a mob of hillbillies, don't they?


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The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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