Limericks!!

[lynny]

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained

[Biggdad]

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained

[lynny]

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained
cuz Santa's shot off to the pub for the night



I put a fairy on top of my tree

[Biggdad]

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"

[lynny]

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt

[Biggdad]

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt

[lynny]

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt
It looks like you're winking at me




They say rum is good for your health

[Teddy]

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth

[lynny]

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink it with friends

[lynny]

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end

[Biggdad]

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end
and here's cheers to the commonwealth


friends merry & safe xmas to all

[Teddy]

friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a Birth you'll recall

[lynny]

Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies

[mavisbramston]

Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys

[lynny]

Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys
Cuz I've put holly up in the hall



When Pa set the pudding alight