Limericks!!
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- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
- Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!
Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained
cuz Santa's shot off to the pub for the night
I put a fairy on top of my tree
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained
cuz Santa's shot off to the pub for the night
I put a fairy on top of my tree
- Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
She smiled and said "How are thee"
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
- Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt
It looks like you're winking at me

They say rum is good for your health
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt
It looks like you're winking at me

They say rum is good for your health
- Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
But do not drink it by stealth
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink it with friends
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink it with friends
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end
- Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end
and here's cheers to the commonwealth
friends merry & safe xmas to all
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end
and here's cheers to the commonwealth
friends merry & safe xmas to all
- Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!
friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a Birth you'll recall
To celebrate a Birth you'll recall
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
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Re: Limericks!!
Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys
Cuz I've put holly up in the hall
When Pa set the pudding alight
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys
Cuz I've put holly up in the hall
When Pa set the pudding alight