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Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 10 Jan 2018, 14:28

That Donald is clever and rich
Gets by with never a glitch
He says he's the best
self praise, just a jest
Like our Don Bradman's cricket pitch





Have you been watching the Tennis

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Jan 2018, 06:52

Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Jan 2018, 14:58

Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis
Both yelling, C'mon

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Jan 2018, 09:39

Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis
Both yelling, C'mon
Each time they come on

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 12 Jan 2018, 15:09

Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis
Both yelling," C'mon"
Each time they come on
and hit the ball with such menace!

Hot cross buns are already here

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 13 Jan 2018, 13:21

hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Jan 2018, 19:24

Hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!
I'm very confused

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 13 Jan 2018, 21:29

Hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!
I'm very confused
I’ve been Falsly accused

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Jan 2018, 10:31

Hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!
I'm very confused
I’ve been falsley accused
Of something that's very unclear


I'm flying to Germany soon

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 Jan 2018, 11:57

I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 14 Jan 2018, 14:51

I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon
With knackwurst in hand

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 14 Jan 2018, 16:37

I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon
With knackwurst in hand
And Beer on demand

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 15 Jan 2018, 04:04

I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon
With knackwurst in hand
And Beer on demand
I will drink my shnapps with a spoon


My dentures i keep in a glass

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 15 Jan 2018, 09:22

My dentures i keep in a glass
when I'm out mowing the grass

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 15 Jan 2018, 09:30

My dentures i keep in a glass
when I'm out mowing the grass
Hearing aids in my pocket

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