Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 10 Jun 2018, 08:27

My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 10 Jun 2018, 14:18

My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get
He's now on a diet

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 10 Jun 2018, 17:09

My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get
He's now on a diet
think I will try-it

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Jun 2018, 20:52

My dog and I went to the Vet
To see what new pills we could get
He's now on a diet
think I will try-it
But my dog treats me like his pet


I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 10 Jun 2018, 21:44

I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must'ave left them in a babies pram

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Jun 2018, 17:00

I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must 'ave left them in a babies pram
I felt a strong breeze

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Jun 2018, 17:14

I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must'ave left them in a babies pram
Its a long story

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Jun 2018, 22:28

I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must 'ave left them in a babies pram
I felt a strong breeze
made my willy freeze

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Jun 2018, 11:43

I lost my pants on a Melbourne tram
Must 'ave left them in a babies pram
I felt a strong breeze
made my willy freeze
Now I am just a dirty old man



It was a dark and stormy night

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 12 Jun 2018, 16:34

It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Jun 2018, 17:29

It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright
I saw a sad ghost

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Jun 2018, 19:01

It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright
I saw a sad ghost
Eating Vegemite toast

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Jun 2018, 16:37

It was a dark and stormy night
while walking I got a big fright
I saw a sad ghost
Eating Vegemite toast
floating bye till way out of sight!


Singapore just had a big thrill

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Jun 2018, 11:03

Singapore just had a big thrill
It hosted some talks 'tween a nut and a dill

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 14 Jun 2018, 11:53

Singapore just had a big thrill
It hosted some talks 'tween a nut and a dill
They both waffled on

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