A backwards life

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Dreamweaver
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A backwards life

Post by Dreamweaver » 11 Feb 2018, 18:07

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with
central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila!

You finish off as an orgasm!”

Sean Morey - requoted by Woody Allen
I dream, therefore I am.

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Re: A backwards life

Post by terra » 11 Feb 2018, 18:17

The movie was made about ten years ago !


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421715/
"Life's too short to drink cheap wine".

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Re: A backwards life

Post by Dusty » 15 Feb 2018, 18:54

Sounds like a plan ,it would ease my aches and pains as I retreated back to my birth
I,m right into Craft, cant remember a flamin' thing

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