On the other hand...

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On the other hand...

Post by Perrorist » 31 Oct 2018, 14:11

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat die on the same day and find themselves in front of God.

God says, "So, German Shepherd, what do you believe in?"

The dog replies, "Discipline, authority, and loyalty."

"Great," says God. "You may sit at my right hand. Now, Doberman, what do you believe in?"

"I believe in protecting my master, faithfulness, and obedience."

"Excellent," said God. "You may sit at my left hand. And now you, cat. What do you believe in?"

"I believe," said the cat, "that you're sitting in my seat."

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Post by Dreamweaver » 31 Oct 2018, 16:32

:roflmao:
I dream, therefore I am.

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Post by lynny » 01 Nov 2018, 08:30

:good_one

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Post by Tedwalker » 03 Nov 2018, 17:45

:happy-sunshine: :lol: :happy-sunshine:

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