Two blind pilots enter a plane

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Two blind pilots enter a plane

Post by Perrorist » 22 Mar 2019, 06:27

Two blind pilots enter a plane. They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets shorter and shorter, and the plane is rushing towards a fence.

The passengers start shrieking and suddenly the plane lifts, avoiding the fence at the last second. All the passengers calm down, thinking it was a bad joke.

In the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know what? One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all going to die."

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Re: Two blind pilots enter a plane

Post by Dreamweaver » 22 Mar 2019, 08:10

:eek
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Re: Two blind pilots enter a plane

Post by lynny » 22 Mar 2019, 10:00

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Perri !

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Re: Two blind pilots enter a plane

Post by Tedwalker » 22 Mar 2019, 18:10

I'm not travelling on that plane Perri

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Re: Two blind pilots enter a plane

Post by Teddy » 23 Mar 2019, 15:46

Thankfully a joke! 8-[ :icon_biggrin:

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