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Lotto winner

Post by Perrorist » 08 Jun 2019, 10:23

At breakfast, the wife says to the husband, "What would you do if I won Lotto?"

"I'd take half and leave you," he says.

"Great," she says. "Here's $6, I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch."

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Re: Lotto winner

Post by Slapsy » 08 Jun 2019, 12:22

:lol: =D=
The punters know that the horse called Morality rarely gets past the post,whereas the nag called Self-interest always runs a good race. ..... Gough Whitlam 19/10/89

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Re: Lotto winner

Post by Dreamweaver » 08 Jun 2019, 18:00

:lol: :lol:
I dream, therefore I am.

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Re: Lotto winner

Post by lynny » 08 Jun 2019, 20:14

Good one! :lol:

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