A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells '
Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
Where is Jesus
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Booga
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Where is Jesus
Love is the need to be needed
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Re: Where is Jesus
Mary is spot on Booga. 
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