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Posted: 17 Aug 2016, 13:27
by Tedwalker
Paddy heard that most crime is committed within 20 kilometres from home, so he sold up and bought a house 30 kilometres away.

An Irish mother wrote a letter to her son who was overseas.
She said, " I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know that you can't read very quickly"

John said to Paddy, "You should close your curtains. Yesterday I saw you making love with your wife, and the whole street saw it".
Paddy replied, "Ha Ha, the joke''s on you. I wasn't home yesterday".

:heeheehee :lol: :lol: :lol: :heeheehee