The farmers son

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The farmers son

Post by Ron5079837 » 21 Aug 2016, 09:57

Subject: Agricultural Perspective

When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy,
about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the
tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message?"

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your
Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad
about that. I know he charges £500 for the bulls and £150 for the boars, but
I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

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Re: The farmers son

Post by grandduke » 21 Aug 2016, 10:05

Good one Ron from Gateshead welcome to the fold i’m
originally from Lancashire been in Australia since 1969. :thinking:
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
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Re: The farmers son

Post by Tedwalker » 21 Aug 2016, 11:50

Good story Ron, and I think Howard might be in a spot of bother.

:lol: :lol:

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