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Post by Tedwalker » 16 Feb 2017, 19:50

A teacher asked her class of kids to compose a sentence using the word 'fascinate'.
Mary said "We went to the movies and we were fascinated".
Teacher - "That's good Mary, but I want the word used in the present tense- fascinate".
Joyce said "We went to the seaside and were fascinated".
Teacher - "That's good too Joyce, but I want the word used in the present tense- fascinate".
Johnny in the back row stood up.
The teacher was wary, because she had been burnt by Johnny before.
Still,she let him speak.
Johnny said " We saw a lady the other day wearing a cardigan with 10 buttons, but she had a big bosom, so she could only 'fascinate'.

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Post by godfather » 16 Feb 2017, 20:14

Good ol Johnny. True to form and great fun

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Post by Dreamweaver » 16 Feb 2017, 22:11

I dream, therefore I am.

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