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AGEING

Posted: 03 Mar 2017, 07:15
by Booga
God’s Plan for Aging

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.

So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.

Re: AGEING

Posted: 03 Mar 2017, 13:28
by Dreamweaver
:heeheehee
I'll believe you, Booga.

Re: AGEING

Posted: 03 Mar 2017, 15:22
by grandduke
So do I :heeheehee :heeheehee

Re: AGEING

Posted: 04 Mar 2017, 11:36
by Tedwalker
Good one Booga.

:lol: :lol:

Re: AGEING

Posted: 16 Mar 2017, 13:30
by Slapsy
It seems to be working for me . :wink:

Re: AGEING

Posted: 16 Mar 2017, 20:27
by godfather
Thanks Booga, and there is confirmation of the method in all that madness!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: