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An obligation

Post by godfather » 04 Oct 2012, 21:11

This one is courtesy of 'donander'. Not sure why he won't post jokes himself? Maybe he is too shy?

An Irish priest was transferred to Ballina Catholic Church.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a Donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:

"Morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There's a Donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment and then Father O'Malley replied: "Ah, 'to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

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Re: An obligation

Post by grandduke » 05 Oct 2012, 06:52

Could be he can't copy and paste Godfather. :heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
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