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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 07 Feb 2018, 13:51

The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse

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Post by lynny » 08 Feb 2018, 08:59

The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse
But when they're asleep

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Post by Biggdad » 08 Feb 2018, 09:54

The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse
But when they're asleep
there is never a peep

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Post by Teddy » 09 Feb 2018, 11:39

The cats were masters of the house
They never stopped chasing the mouse
But when they're asleep
there is never a peep
From a hot bath to delouse


They took the wrong train to Paris

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Post by lynny » 09 Feb 2018, 12:07

They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs Harris

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Post by lynny » 10 Feb 2018, 13:51

They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs John Harris
She asked the conductor

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Post by lynny » 10 Feb 2018, 19:17

They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs John Harris
She asked the conductor
If he could instruct her

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Feb 2018, 11:18

They took the wrong train to Paris
Did Mr and Mrs John Harris
She asked the conductor
If he could instruct her
To find a destination that rhymed with Paris


Sorry :lol: could not help myself.

The boogy man came a knocking

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Post by lynny » 11 Feb 2018, 17:16

Go for it Mavis! :icon_biggrin:
I was trying to do something in french myself. :hitting_wall


The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking

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Post by Teddy » 12 Feb 2018, 11:27

The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking
To cover his Acne

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Post by lynny » 12 Feb 2018, 17:22

The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking
To cover his acne
His aunty from Hackney

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Post by Biggdad » 13 Feb 2018, 03:38

The boogy man came a knocking
His face was hid by a stocking
To cover his acne
His aunty from Hackney
rubbed zinc cream allover his noggin'


A little old man from Trawalla

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Post by Teddy » 13 Feb 2018, 11:21

A little old man from Trawalla
Who said I am no scholar

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Post by lynny » 14 Feb 2018, 09:24

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=D= Bigddad!


A little old man from Trawalla
Who said I am no scholar
Became P M

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 14 Feb 2018, 10:51

A little old man from Trawalla
Who said I am no scholar
Became the P. M.
That'll depend

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