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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 09 Aug 2018, 13:19

Old Uncle Rob was a fighter
He wanted his weight much lighter
He stopped eating dinner

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 09 Aug 2018, 15:23

post by lynny » 09/08/18 13:19

Old Uncle Rob was a fighter
He wanted his weight much lighter
He stopped eating dinner
He did get thinner

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 09 Aug 2018, 22:09

I once had a cat known as Spot
He came for his meals on the dot
Now Spot had one eye
and he looked to the sky
but he couldn't see diddely squat


I loved that What a fabulous last line.Have not heard that expression in years. where did diddlysquat come from I wonder.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Aug 2018, 07:56

Old Uncle Rob was a fighter
He wanted his weight much lighter
He stopped eating dinner
He did get thinner
And his jock strap got noticeably tighter


Did Adolf Hitler have only one ball?

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Post by lynny » 10 Aug 2018, 08:45

Did Adolf Hitler have only one ball?
A glittering Gala that bettered 'em all?

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Post by lynny » 10 Aug 2018, 14:19

Did Adolf Hitler have only one ball?
A glittering Gala that bettered 'em all?
With Royalty invited

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Post by Biggdad » 10 Aug 2018, 22:45

Did Adolf Hitler have only one ball?
A glittering Gala that bettered 'em all?
With Royalty invited
Queen was excited

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Post by Biggdad » 11 Aug 2018, 23:36

Did Adolf Hitler have only one ball?
A glittering Gala that bettered 'em all?
With Royalty invited
Queen was excited
and Phil the Greek hid down the hall


while waiting to do a limerick

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Aug 2018, 08:33

While waiting to do a limerick
I tried some mental arithmetic

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Post by Teddy » 12 Aug 2018, 16:09

While waiting to do a limerick
I tried some mental arithmetic
did you find it worked

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Post by lynny » 13 Aug 2018, 13:38

While waiting to do a limerick
I tried some mental arithmetic
Did I find it worked
With tables I'd shirked

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Post by Teddy » 13 Aug 2018, 16:22

While waiting to do a limerick
I tried some mental arithmetic
Did I find it worked
With tables I'd shirked
from Imperial to metric

Two thieves went out to steal one day.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Aug 2018, 22:37

Two thieves went out to steal one day.
they tried to steal a bunch of hay

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Post by lynny » 14 Aug 2018, 08:31

Two thieves went out to steal one day.
they tried to steal a bunch of hay
Some horses objected

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 14 Aug 2018, 12:46

Two thieves went out to steal one day.
they tried to steal a bunch of hay
Some horses objected
The thieves were ejected

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