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Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Sep 2018, 03:11

The cops are looking for dodgy crooks
The bastards stole my prize winning chooks
a Rhode island red

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Post by lynny » 13 Sep 2018, 08:16

The cops are looking for dodgy crooks
The bastards stole my prize winning chooks
A Rhode island red
That hid in the shed

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Post by Tedwalker » 13 Sep 2018, 09:15

The cops are looking for dodgy crooks
The bastards stole my prize winning chooks
A Rhode island red
That hid in the shed
So the cops are now in bad books.

Who's that looking over the fence?

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Post by Teddy » 13 Sep 2018, 10:26

Who's that looking over the fence
Don't worry they mean no offence

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Post by lynny » 13 Sep 2018, 15:39

Who's that looking over the fence
Don't worry they mean no offence
He's just sticky beaking

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Post by Tedwalker » 13 Sep 2018, 17:07

Who's that looking over the fence
Don't worry they mean no offence
He's just sticky beaking
At the person whose streaking

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Sep 2018, 17:26

Who's that looking over the fence
Don't worry they mean no offence
He's just sticky beaking
At the person whose streaking
'bought time it all makes some sense



all should stand for our Anthem

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Post by mavisbramston » 14 Sep 2018, 11:32

all should stand for our Anthem
To honour the Queen of Tiddlydanthem





Mavis notes... trouble with that one. Was about to go to rhymezones but remembered Tiddlydantham. A lovely village off the coast of Squerglewergle. I served there during the cobblebobble war against the squiggles of Grimblewong. Long may the Queen of Tiddlydanthem prosper.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 14 Sep 2018, 13:17

all should stand for our Anthem
To honour the Queen of Tiddlydanthem
If you don't stand

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 14 Sep 2018, 18:28

all should stand for our Anthem
To honour the Queen of Tiddlydanthem
If you don't stand
You will be banned

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 15 Sep 2018, 08:33

all should stand for our Anthem
To honour the Queen of Tiddlydanthem
If you don't stand
You will be banned
And possibly taken for ransom.

The koala said he'd climb the tree

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 15 Sep 2018, 09:40

You’re really good tedwalker.

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Post by mavisbramston » 15 Sep 2018, 09:43

The koala said he'd climb the tree
As humans walked past he’d aim and pee

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 16 Sep 2018, 08:51

Explananation...I am trying to recall the Australian politician who said that koalas pee on you from gum trees.

Question... Does koala pee smell like eucalyptus?

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Sep 2018, 10:14

The koala said he'd climb the tree
As humans walked past he’d aim and pee
When scared by a crow

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