Limericks!!

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Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 11 Oct 2018, 10:18

All the kids went off to school
And I went as well like a fool
The teacher said stop
Your hair looks like a mop

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Oct 2018, 17:31

All the kids went off to school
And I went as well just like a fool
The teacher said stop
Your hair looks like a mop
You've broken the tidy hair rule


My cabbages grew overnight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Oct 2018, 08:00

My cabbages grew overnight
Because of the brilliant moonlight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 12 Oct 2018, 09:21

My cabbages grew overnight
Because of the brilliant moonlight
The weeds grew too

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Oct 2018, 16:33

My cabbages grew overnight
Because of the brilliant moonlight
The weeds grew too
Out of the sheep poo

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 12 Oct 2018, 17:00

My cabbages grew overnight
Because of the brilliant moonlight
The weeds grew too
Sprayed then bid them adieu

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 12 Oct 2018, 17:22

My cabbages grew overnight
Because of the brilliant moonlight
The weeds grew too
Out of the sheep poo
Put the cabbages out of sight.

The moon turned blue because of you

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Oct 2018, 19:10

The moon turned blue because of you
The gossips said you'd been untrue

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 13 Oct 2018, 10:25

The moon turned blue because of you
The gossips said you'd been untrue
You said you cared

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Oct 2018, 16:46

The moon turned blue because of you
The gossips said you'd been untrue
You said you cared
But I feel scared

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Oct 2018, 17:03

The moon turned blue because of you
The gossips said you'd been untrue
You said you cared
But I feel scared
That my rose tinted specs spoiled the view


A cow and a dog had a chat

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Oct 2018, 20:10

A cow and a dog had a chat
'bout a Rat that wore a hat

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Oct 2018, 15:47

A cow and a dog had a chat
'bout a rat that wore a hat
The hat was so big

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 14 Oct 2018, 22:50

A cow and a dog had a chat
'bout a rat that wore a hat
The hat was so big
It would cover a pig

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 15 Oct 2018, 12:23

A cow and a dog had a chat
'bout a rat that wore a hat
The hat was so big
It would cover a pig
as well as pig's friend the big cat



Do you have a bet on the cup

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