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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 07 Dec 2018, 13:50

The dog came rushing through the door
then slid along the slippery floor
Chasing the cat again
A rat now and then
Then hitting the wall made its nose quite sore



Don Juan was a dancer in Cuba

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Post by Biggdad » 07 Dec 2018, 15:22

Don Juan was a dancer in Cuba
his girl friend played the Tuba

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Post by lynny » 07 Dec 2018, 15:48

Don Juan was a dancer in Cuba
His girl friend played the Tuba
His Gran made mojitos

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Post by Biggdad » 07 Dec 2018, 22:42

Don Juan was a dancer in Cuba
His girl friend played the Tuba
His Gran made mojitos
& nibbling on dorito's

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Post by lynny » 08 Dec 2018, 06:58

Don Juan was a dancer in Cuba
His girl friend played the Tuba
His Gran made mojitos
& nibbling on doritos
She'd drive an old taxi for Uber


I once played the flute at the market

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Post by Tedwalker » 08 Dec 2018, 18:10

I once played the flute at the market
But concerned with the car where to park it

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Post by lynny » 09 Dec 2018, 08:50

I once played the flute at the market
But concerned with the car where to park it
If I'd come on my bike

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Post by Teddy » 09 Dec 2018, 12:17

I once played the flute at the market
But concerned with the car where to park it
If I'd come on my bike
Or a three wheeled tryke

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Post by lynny » 09 Dec 2018, 17:54

I once played the flute at the market
But concerned with the car where to park it
If I'd come on my bike
Or a three wheeled tryke
I think I'd have probably carked it!



Miss Mary O'Riley from Cork

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Post by Biggdad » 09 Dec 2018, 18:27

Miss Mary O'Riley from Cork
Double smoked a leg of pork

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Post by Tedwalker » 10 Dec 2018, 09:38

Miss Mary O'Riley from Cork
Double smoked a leg of pork
She always liked ham

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Post by Teddy » 10 Dec 2018, 13:23

Miss Mary O'Riley from Cork
Double smoked a leg of pork
She always liked ham
Especially with plum jam

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