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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Jan 2019, 20:08

Gog and Magog from the Royal arcade
Had tea in the tea rooms, scones freshly made
But on every hour
They slurped a whisky sour

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Tedwalker
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 11 Jan 2019, 15:24

Gog and Magog from the Royal arcade
Had tea in the tea rooms, scones freshly made
But on every hour
They slurped a whisky sour
Till their nerves were finally frayed

Jack and Jill went down the mine

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Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 11 Jan 2019, 15:40

Jack and Jill went down the mine
Said if we find gold that is fine

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Jan 2019, 16:17

Jack and Jill went down the mine
Said if we find gold that is fine
They only found coal

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Jan 2019, 16:55

Jack and Jill went down the mine
Said if we find gold that is fine
They only found coal
now both on the dole

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Jan 2019, 20:19

Jack and Jill went down the mine
Said if we find gold that is fine
They only found coal
now both on the dole
Said Jack “ oh bugger it, next time lets go up a hill instead.


Mavis...only kidding folks, you guys can take over. Feeling wicked lol

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Biggdad
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Post by Biggdad » 11 Jan 2019, 22:25

Jack and Jill went down the mine
Said if we find gold that is fine
They only found coal
now both on the dole
and won't be able to wine & dine


there were many folks on a forum

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Jan 2019, 09:40

Still full of xmas cheer mavis? :icon-mrgreen:


There were many folks on a forum
Some didn't have much decorum

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 12 Jan 2019, 10:19

There were many folks on a forum
Some didn't have much decorum
Some had drunk spirits

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Biggdad
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Post by Biggdad » 12 Jan 2019, 11:02

There were many folks on a forum
Some didn't have much decorum
Some had drunk spirits
golf clubs making divots

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 12 Jan 2019, 12:23

There were many folks on a forum
Some didn't have much decorum
Some had drunk spirits
golf clubs making divots
the Highlander wore a sporran



Have Toads invaded your garden

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Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 12 Jan 2019, 15:32

Have Toads invaded your garden
10 cents a toad & your laughin'

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Tedwalker
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Tedwalker » 12 Jan 2019, 17:31

Have Toads invaded your garden
10 cents a toad & your laughin'
The toads were unhappy

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lynny
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Post by lynny » 12 Jan 2019, 22:24

Have toads invaded your garden
10 cents a toad & your laughin'
The toads were unhappy
And got rather snappy

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Jan 2019, 09:22

Have toads invaded your garden
10 cents a toad & your laughin'
The toads were unhappy
And got rather snappy
And moved on to Henley in Arden



Mary Fitzgerald fell out of her bed

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