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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Jun 2019, 11:26

I really do miss Maggs. Frankly when I read some of my earlier limericks they were so bloody awful I deserved the kick in the nuts Maggs gave me. At least she was wearing slippers my tranny friend borrowed her high heels.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Jun 2019, 14:02

Are those all your portraits on display
The ones of Ted in the family way
I think she's been framed
and also defamed
Ted's a man....well he was yesterday


It's all kicking off at the Fair

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Post by Biggdad » 12 Jun 2019, 16:27

It's all kicking off at the Fair
wonder who'll do the first DARE

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Post by Teddy » 12 Jun 2019, 16:58

It's all kicking off at the Fair
wonder who'll do the first DARE
Is that happening tonight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Jun 2019, 18:08

It's all kicking off at the Fair
wonder who'll do the first DARE
Is that happening tonight
The dares a bear fight

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Post by lynny » 13 Jun 2019, 08:40

It's all kicking off at the Fair
I wonder who'll do the first DARE
If that happening tonight
The dares a bear fight
If they can get Bear in the square


Old Jim lost his new wife in Rome

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Post by Biggdad » 13 Jun 2019, 10:28

Old Jim lost his new wife in Rome
after sitting on the POPES throne

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 13 Jun 2019, 11:46

lynny wrote:
13 Jun 2019, 08:40
It's all kicking off at the Fair
I wonder who'll do the first DARE
If that happening tonight
The dares a bear fight
If they can get Bear in the square


Old Jim lost his new wife in Rome
Did it again that should be THAT dares a bear fight. These senior moments are getting too frequent. Thank you for your patience everyone.
I have given myself a new personal rule. I only end a stanza if I can think of a word that rhymes with it and makes the next line funny. Lol The catholics will know the word I had in mind rhyming with fight her lol.

Old Jim lost his new wife in Rome
After sitting on the popes throne
He often did fight her
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 13 Jun 2019, 11:59

Old Jim lost his new wife in Rome
after sitting on the POPES throne
While the Pope was away

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Post by mavisbramston » 13 Jun 2019, 12:03

I was too slow or typing as teddy typed. Please give it to teddy.

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Post by Biggdad » 13 Jun 2019, 14:09

Old Jim lost his new wife in Rome
after sitting on the POPES throne
While the Pope was away
She went astray

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Post by lynny » 13 Jun 2019, 16:36

Old Jim lost his new wife in Rome
after sitting on the POPES throne
While the Pope was away
She went astray
And ran off with a gnome going home



The Swiss make their cheese full of holes

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 13 Jun 2019, 21:55

The Swiss make their cheese full of holes
And the holes are for sale now at Coles

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 Jun 2019, 11:48

The Swiss make their cheese full of holes
And the holes are for sale now at Coles
With the Swiss chocolate

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 14 Jun 2019, 12:41

The Swiss make their cheese full of holes
And the holes are for sale now at Coles
With the Swiss chocolate
oh FIDDLEY FOCOLATE,!

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