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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Jul 2019, 21:50

Lol. Thought it needed a bit of a shakeup bigdad. :happy-sunshine:

Lord Bertie Hall Browne from County Corke

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Post by Biggdad » 12 Jul 2019, 21:29

Lord Bertie Hall Browne from County Cork
ate all his meals with a wooden fork

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Post by mavisbramston » 12 Jul 2019, 23:27

Lord Bertie Hall Browne from County Cork
ate all his meals with a wooden fork
He dined in the nude

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Post by lynny » 13 Jul 2019, 09:24

Lord Bertie Hall Browne from County Cork
ate all his meals with a wooden fork
He dined in the nude
On uncooked seafood

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Post by Biggdad » 13 Jul 2019, 14:28

Lord Bertie Hall Browne from County Cork
ate all his meals with a wooden fork
He dined in the nude
On uncooked seafood
especially while visiting New York


while riding a horse in the park

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Post by lynny » 14 Jul 2019, 09:44

While riding a horse in the park
The old nag was scared by a lark

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Post by mavisbramston » 14 Jul 2019, 21:40

While riding a horse in the park
The old nag was scared by a lark
The horse ran away

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Post by lynny » 15 Jul 2019, 09:15

While riding a horse in the park
The old nag was scared by a lark
The horse ran away
As someone yelled 'Nay!!'

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Post by mavisbramston » 15 Jul 2019, 21:08

While riding a horse in the park
The old nag was scared by a lark
The horse ran away
As someone yelled 'Nay!!'
And the horse yelled oh bloody FARK

Fifty years since the Apollo eight

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Post by lynny » 16 Jul 2019, 14:43

Fifty years since the Apollo eight
Arrived at the moon a few hours late

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Post by Biggdad » 16 Jul 2019, 16:49

Fifty years since the Apollo eight
Arrived at the moon a few hours late
Armstrong trod on the moon

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Post by mavisbramston » 16 Jul 2019, 17:14

Fifty years since the Apollo eight
Arrived at the moon a few hours late
Armstrong trod on the moon
Made of a cheese called Coon

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Post by lynny » 17 Jul 2019, 10:09

Fifty years since Apollo eight
Arrived at the moon a few hours late
Armstrong trod on the moon
Made of a cheese called Coon
Yelling 'Let's make America great!'



I'd like to be weightless in space

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Post by mavisbramston » 17 Jul 2019, 20:11

I'd like to be weightless in space
And wear panties of fine black lace

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Post by lynny » 19 Jul 2019, 07:53

I'd like to be weightless in space
And wear panties of fine black lace
It would solve the riddle

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