Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 12 Aug 2019, 13:26

Poor Thomas could not stop sneezing
He found this really displeasing
He sniffled and snorted
till his sneezing aborted

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Aug 2019, 21:42

Poor Thomas could not stop sneezing
He found this really displeasing
He sniffled and snorted
till his sneezing aborted
And the florist stopped all of her teasing


The Doctor said 'Here's some bad news'

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Aug 2019, 12:49

The Doctor said 'Here's some bad news
You've got a bad dose of the blues

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Aug 2019, 15:37

The Doctor said 'Here's some bad news
You've got a bad dose of the blues
some music will help

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 13 Aug 2019, 22:22

The Doctor said 'Here's some bad news
You've got a bad dose of the blues
some music will help
Chew Japanese kelp

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Aug 2019, 10:38

The Doctor said 'Here's some bad news
You've got a bad dose of the blues
Some music will help
Chew Japanese kelp
Then go buy some red high heeled shoes'



Aunt Betsy tripped over her poodle

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 Aug 2019, 14:36

Aunt Betsy tripped over her poodle
As the pup ate the last noodle

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 14 Aug 2019, 16:02

Aunt Betsy tripped over her poodle
As the pup ate the last noodle
she broke her big toe

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 15 Aug 2019, 08:44

Aunt Betsy tripped over her poodle
As the pup ate the last noodle
she broke her big toe
THAT TOES GOT TO GO!

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Post by lynny » 15 Aug 2019, 09:08

Aunt Betsy tripped over her poodle
As the pup ate the very last noodle
She broke her big toe
THAT TOE'S GOT TO GO!
So she's bidding that toe toodle-oodle



Sometimes I just can't remember

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 15 Aug 2019, 12:25

Sometimes I just can't remember
Is it already September

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 15 Aug 2019, 15:49

Sometimes I just can't remember
Is it already nearing September
you have a guess

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 15 Aug 2019, 22:43

Sometimes I just can't remember
Is it already nearing September
You have a guess
My head's in a mess

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 16 Aug 2019, 14:48

Sometimes I just can't remember
Is it already nearing September
You have a guess
My head's in a mess
it's Xmas cause we're now in December


it's a beautiful day for winter

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 16 Aug 2019, 16:11

it's a beautiful day for winter
If you happen to be a sprinter


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