Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Sep 2019, 09:56

A boy popped a balloon with a pin
It went BANG and caused quite a din
Poor old granny's weak heart

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 11 Sep 2019, 13:46

A boy popped a balloon with a pin
It went BANG and caused quite a din
Poor old granny's weak heart
Stopped then but did restart

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Sep 2019, 19:03

A boy popped a balloon with a pin
It went BANG and caused quite a din
Poor old granny's weak heart
Stopped but then did restart
When they offered her tonic and gin


A whisky before you retire

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Sep 2019, 23:03

A whisky before you retire
while lounging by the fire

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Sep 2019, 07:58

A whisky before you retire
while lounging by the fire
A smooth single malt

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 12 Sep 2019, 15:10

A whisky before you retire
while lounging by the fire
A smooth single malt
Drink without default

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 12 Sep 2019, 16:32

A whisky before you retire
while lounging by the fire
A smooth single malt
Drink without default
with one block of ice I desire


an Eskimo from the north

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Sep 2019, 16:43

An Eskimo from the north
Came fifth when he should've come forth

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Sep 2019, 18:56

An Eskimo from the north
Came fifth when he should've come forth
A seal got first place

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Sep 2019, 09:17

An Eskimo from the north
Came fifth when he should've come forth
A seal got first place
OH! what a disgrace

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Sep 2019, 11:45

An Eskimo from the north
Came fifth when he should've come fourth
A seal got first place
OH! what a disgrace
He'll be training on seal meat henceforth



A great engineer that I know

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 13 Sep 2019, 14:14

A great engineer that I know
Built that bridge so water could flow

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Sep 2019, 15:49

A great engineer that I know
Built that bridge so water could flow
underneath it of course

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Sep 2019, 17:02

A great engineer that I know
Built that bridge so water could flow
Underneath it of course
To the sea from the source

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 14 Sep 2019, 12:32

A great engineer that I know
Built that bridge so water could flow
Underneath it of course
To the sea from the source
It would go on course, & flow & flow & flow

It's a wonderful day in the sun

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