Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 07 Oct 2019, 16:16

The flowers that bloom in the spring
make me sneeze, you know the thing

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Post by mavisbramston » 07 Oct 2019, 19:50

The flowers that bloom in the spring
make me sneeze, you know the thing
My nose feels blocked

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Post by Biggdad » 07 Oct 2019, 21:53

The flowers that bloom in the spring
make me sneeze, you know the thing
My nose feels blocked
I feel rather shocked

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Post by lynny » 08 Oct 2019, 12:05

The flowers that bloom in the spring
make me sneeze, you know the thing
My nose feels blocked
I feel rather shocked
I may go and live in Beijing



She was dancing the can-can on stage

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Post by Teddy » 08 Oct 2019, 16:10

She was dancing the can-can on stage
Oblivious she was under age

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Post by lynny » 08 Oct 2019, 18:04

She was dancing the can-can on stage
Oblivious she was under age
She's just eighty two

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Post by Biggdad » 08 Oct 2019, 19:02

She was dancing the can-can on stage
Oblivious she was under age
She's just eighty two
Eyes that were blue

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Post by mavisbramston » 08 Oct 2019, 19:28

She was dancing the can-can on stage
Oblivious she was under age
She's just eighty two
Eyes that were blue
And her once sexy nickers are beige.



I had had lunch with Tom and Jerry

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Post by Biggdad » 08 Oct 2019, 22:04

I had had lunch with Tom and Jerry
'Twas in the cafe on the manly Ferry

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Post by lynny » 09 Oct 2019, 07:51

I had had lunch with Tom and Jerry
'Twas in the cafe on the Manly Ferry
Us three musketeers

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Post by mavisbramston » 09 Oct 2019, 09:24

I had had lunch with Tom and Jerry
'Twas in the cafe on the Manly Ferry
Us three musketeers
Gave three hearty cheers
To good old silver peers Perry


Could not resist slipping in the extra line. Delete if you wish and change or keep but for being cheeky I do not deserve the next opening line.

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Post by mavisbramston » 10 Oct 2019, 11:46

Well it looks as though I am forgiven. :happy-sunshine:

Ok here goes
I once went to see the man in the moon

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Post by Biggdad » 10 Oct 2019, 22:10

I went to see the man in the moon
he had a big mouth & a silver spoon

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Post by mavisbramston » 11 Oct 2019, 13:37

I went to see the man in the moon
he had a big mouth & a silver spoon
His mouth was so BIG

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Post by lynny » 11 Oct 2019, 17:58

I went to see the man in the moon
He had a big mouth & a silver spoon
His mouth was so BIG
He swallowed the pig

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