Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 08 Nov 2019, 22:17

The cat left a gift in my shoe
She said I bid you adieu.
Like it you may not
I don't give a sh*t
as long as the gift wasn't POO


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Post by lynny » 09 Nov 2019, 11:11

A vibrant dancer from Spain
Attracted an old man from Maine

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Post by Biggdad » 09 Nov 2019, 15:17

A vibrant dancer from Spain
Attracted an old man from Maine
she stood up on her toes

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 09 Nov 2019, 17:28

vibrant dancer from Spain
Attracted an old man from Maine
she stood up on her toes
while he told her his woes

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 10 Nov 2019, 10:09

A vibrant Young dancer from Spain
Attracted an old man from Maine
she stood up on her toes
while he told her his woes
she thought this old mans insane


there was an old man from parkes

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Nov 2019, 10:43

there was an old man from parkes
Who had a tank full of pet sharks

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Post by mavisbramston » 10 Nov 2019, 22:14

there was an old man from parkes
Who had a tank full of pet sharks
He fed them at night

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Post by lynny » 11 Nov 2019, 07:41

There was an old man from Parkes
Who had a tank full of pet sharks
He fed them at night
With Turkish Delight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Nov 2019, 08:19

There was an old man from Parkes
Who had a tank full of pet sharks
He fed them at night
With Turkish Delight
And yummy pickled aardvarks


The old lady who lived in the shoe

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Nov 2019, 10:56

The old lady who lived in the shoe
couldn't remember who was who

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Nov 2019, 16:38

The old lady who lived in the shoe
couldn't remember who was who
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Post by lynny » 11 Nov 2019, 21:59

The old lady who lived in the shoe
couldn't remember who was who
She called them all Joe

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Nov 2019, 22:27

The old lady who lived in the shoe
couldn't remember who was who
She called them all Joe
well now wouldn' ya know

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Nov 2019, 15:33

The old lady who lived in the shoe
couldn't remember who was who
She called them all Joe
well now wouldn' ya know
She's forgotten what her name is too!



The wind blew old pop's hat away

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Nov 2019, 16:25

The wind blew old pop's hat away
It landed just south of Bombay

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