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An out-of-work clown named Fred
Cooked dinner for his mum instead

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An out-of-work clown named Fred
Cooked dinner for his mum instead
of taking her out

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An out-of-work clown named Fred
Cooked dinner for his mum instead
of taking her out
for fish, chips and stout

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An out-of-work clown named Fred
cooked dinner for his mum. Instead
of taking her out
for fish, chips and stout,
he baked her beans on a slice of brown bread.

An unmarried mother from Toowoon

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An unmarried mother from Toowoon
once tried to blow up a red Balloon

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An unmarried mother from Toowoon
once tried to blow up a red Balloon
to amuse her boy child
I dream, therefore I am.

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An unmarried mother from Toowoon
once tried to blow up a balloon
to amuse her boy child
who was inclined to run wild

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An unmarried mother from Toowoon
once tried to blow up a balloon
to amuse her boy child
who was inclined to run wild
'cause his dad acted like a baboon.


I once knew a fellow named Vince
I dream, therefore I am.

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I once knew a fellow named Vince
his vice was to only ever eat mince

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I once knew a fellow named Vince
his vice was to only eat mince
He once tried some steak

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I once knew a fellow named Vince
his vice was to only eat mince
He once tried some steak
and a slice of cream cake

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once knew a fellow named Vince
his vice was to only eat mince
He once tried some steak
and a slice of cream cake
And on a diet ever since



Did you have some dessert today

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Did you have some dessert today
after eating such a great soufflé?

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Did you have some dessert today
after eating such a great soufflé?
Apple Charlottes nice

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Did you have some dessert today
after eating such a great soufflé?
Apple Charlotte’s nice
If you have a big slice

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