Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Perrorist » 24 Mar 2020, 11:35

An Italian lass named IRIS
A lass who was very pious
She become a Nun
and went on the run
and caught coronavirus.

A traveller from North Dakota

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 24 Mar 2020, 14:31

A traveller from North Dakota
was partial to raspberry Soda

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 25 Mar 2020, 10:26

A traveller from North Dakota
was partial to raspberry Soda
She drank a whole gallon


I thought this one below was one of the best. . Teddy great word for Iris. Would not have thought of pious. Great word Teddy. Loved Perrorists last line too.

An Italian lass named IRIS
A lass who was very pious
She become a Nun
and went on the run
and caught coronavirus.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 25 Mar 2020, 13:27

A traveller from North Dakota
was partial to raspberry Soda
She drank a whole gallon
In Rosie Jone's Salon

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 25 Mar 2020, 13:34

A traveller from North Dakota
was partial to raspberry Soda
She drank a whole gallon
In Rosie Jone's Saloon
Personally,I don't give an IOTA


There was a lad from Taiwan

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Dreamweaver » 25 Mar 2020, 14:36

There was a lad from Taiwan
who wondered about days bygone
I dream, therefore I am.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 25 Mar 2020, 21:54

There was a lad from Taiwan
who wondered about days bygone
When he sang in a band

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 26 Mar 2020, 10:28

There was a lad from Taiwan
who wondered about days bygone
When he sang in a band
That came from Thailand

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Dreamweaver » 26 Mar 2020, 18:54

There was a lad from Taiwan
who wondered about days bygone
When he sang in a band
That came from Thailand,
'cause his memory he couldn't rely on. (Drug affected! :lol: )


A llama who lived in Peru
I dream, therefore I am.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Perrorist » 26 Mar 2020, 20:46

A llama who lived in Peru
ignored what he was told to do

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 26 Mar 2020, 22:18

A llama who lived in Peru
ignored what he was told to do
He lived in a tree

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Post by lynny » 27 Mar 2020, 12:28

A llama who lived in Peru
ignored what he was told to do
He lived in a tree
Only ate potpourri

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 27 Mar 2020, 16:13

A llama who lived in Peru
ignored what he was told to do
He lived in a tree
Only ate potpourri
And married a resident gnu



An old man who played the trombone

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 27 Mar 2020, 21:58

An old man who played the trombone
When he played people would groan

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 28 Mar 2020, 11:15

An old man who played the trombone
When he played the people would groan
He thought he was good

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