Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 21 May 2020, 15:48

A man much involved in rumours
Loves to wear his wife's bloomers
This he strongly denies

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 21 May 2020, 22:56

A man much involved in rumours
Loves to wear his wife's bloomers
This he strongly denies
he love silk near his thighs

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Perrorist » 22 May 2020, 08:36

A man much involved in rumours
loves to wear his wife's bloomers
This he strongly denies
he loves silk near his thighs
unaware that it causes him tumours.

A man who attracted attention

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 22 May 2020, 11:56

A man who attracted attention
By drawing a rather large pension

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 23 May 2020, 16:16

A man who attracted attention
By drawing a rather large pension
Cried I don't have two cents

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 23 May 2020, 22:16

A man who attracted attention
By drawing a rather large pension
Cried I don't have two cents
to open the door of the gents

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 23 May 2020, 23:34

A man who attracted attention
By drawing a rather large pension
Cried I don't have two cents
to open the door of the gents
He tripped over his own errection


There once lived a pink pig called Peppa

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Dreamweaver » 24 May 2020, 09:36

There once lived a pink pig called Peppa
who did not seem a high-stepper
I dream, therefore I am.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 24 May 2020, 13:48

There once lived a pink pig called Peppa
who did not seem a high-stepper
Her favourite thing

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 25 May 2020, 09:49

There once lived a pink pig called Peppa
who did not seem a high-stepper
Her favourite thing
was to, sing, sing , sing

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Dreamweaver » 25 May 2020, 18:09

There once lived a pink pig called Peppa
who did not seem a high-stepper
Her favourite thing
was to, sing, sing , sing,
this cute little piggy called Peppa


Now Peppa's brother was George
I dream, therefore I am.

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 25 May 2020, 18:14

Now Peppa's brother was George
Who lived in Cataract Gorge


(In case you don’t know a beautiful Gorge in Launceston Tasmania)

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 26 May 2020, 09:26

Now Peppa's brother was George
Who lived in the Cataract Gorge
He got rather wet

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 26 May 2020, 10:17

Now Peppa's brother was George
Who lived in the Cataract Gorge
He got rather wet
had to go to the Vet

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 26 May 2020, 11:39

Now Peppa's brother was George
Who lived in the Cataract Gorge
He got rather wet
had to go to the Vet


Forge or sorge ...naa I am stuck. :hitting_wall

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