Limericks!!

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A little old lady from Hay
said I'll frolic come what may

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A little old lady from Hay
said I'll frolic come what may.
Social distancing? Nah!
I dream, therefore I am.

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A little old lady from Hay
said I'll frolic come what may
Social distancing? Nah
Let's go to a bar!

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A little old lady from Hay
said I'll frolic come what may
Social distancing? Nah
Let's go to a bar!
And see who we can lead astray.

The Devil spoke to the nation

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The Devil spoke to the nation
He didn't know re oblation

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The Devil spoke to the nation
He didn't know re oblation
He told a few jokes

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The Devil spoke to the nation
He didn't know re oblation
He told a few jokes
about some gay blokes

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The Devil spoke to the nation
He didn't know re oblation
He told a few jokes
about some gay blokes
and left to a standing ovation


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If you're ever stranded abroad
Try to ring your sweet Auntie Maude

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If you're ever stranded abroad
Try to ring your sweet Auntie Maude
Say I'm your nephew Claude

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If you're ever stranded abroad
Try to ring your sweet Auntie Maude
Say I'm your nephew Claude
She'll know I'm not a fraud

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If you're ever stranded abroad
Try to ring your sweet Auntie Maude
Say I'm your nephew Claude
She'll know I'm not a fraud
because I won an honesty award.

Scotty from Marketing is said

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Scotty from Marketing it's said
Wears a tiara upon his head

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Scotty from Marketing it's said
Wears a tiara upon his head
& come what may

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Scotty from Marketing it's said
Wears a tiara upon his head
& come what may
by voting day

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