Limericks!!

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A bus driver who stole all the fares
Spent it all on stock market shares
He got bad advice,
Gaol is not nice
I dream, therefore I am.

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A bus driver who stole all the fares
Spent it all on stock market shares
He got bad advice
Invested in spice

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A bus driver who stole all the fares
Spent it all on stock market shares
He got bad advice
Invested in spice
thought they'd be bulls but they were bears.

Old Kelvin loves his potting shed

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Old Kelvin loves his potting shed
With its heater and his old camp bed

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Old Kelvin loves his potting shed
With its heater and his old camp bed
A wee nip of scotch before his Nap

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Old Kelvin loves his potting shed
With its heater and his old camp bed
A wee nip of scotch before his Nap
plus a few more nightcaps

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Old Kelvin loves his potting shed
With its heater and his old camp bed
A wee nip of scotch before his Nap
plus a few more nightcaps
it won't be long before he's dead.

The man who invented sliced bread

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The man who invented sliced bread
knew how he could get ahead
I dream, therefore I am.

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The man who invented sliced bread
knew how he could get ahead
With really thin slices

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The man who invented sliced bread
knew how he could get ahead
With really thin slices
cheese & curried mices

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The man who invented sliced bread
knew how he could get ahead
With really thin slices
cheese & curried mices
and a spicy tomato spread.

A woman who lived in a shoe

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A woman who lived in a shoe
thought of moving to Wooloomooloo

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A woman who lived in a shoe
thought of moving to Wooloomooloo.
She'd heard there were flats
I dream, therefore I am.

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A woman who lived in a shoe
thought of moving to Wooloomooloo.
She'd heard there were flats
with no bloody Cats

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A woman who lived in a shoe
thought of moving to Wooloomooloo.
She'd heard there were flats
with no bloody Cats
It must be too good to be true!


They're knocking the Theatre Royal down

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