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Jimmy Gubbins had a pet snake,
his wife would shudder and shake
when he undone his zipper
Cripes what a ripper!

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Jimmy Gubbins had a pet snake,
his wife would shudder and shake
when he undone his zipper
Cripes what a ripper!
Sadly, it proved to be a fake.

The president of the USA

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The president of the USA
Recounted all his votes today

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The president of the USA
Recounted all his votes today.
Still not enough
I dream, therefore I am.

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The president of the USA
Recounted all his votes today.
Still not enough
playing golf is tough

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The president of the USA
Recounted all his votes today.
Still not enough
playing golf is tough
while his administration is in complete disarray.

The young woman who lives next door

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The young woman who lives next door
Doesn't know what a face mask is for

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The young woman who lives next door
Doesn't know what a face mask is for
she thinks its a hat!

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The young woman who lives next door
Doesn't know what a face mask is for
She thinks its a hat!
'Cause she's no Democrat

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The young woman who lives next door
Doesn't know what a face mask is for
She thinks its a hat!
'Cause she's no Democrat
She's a Republican whore.

The leader of a Western nation

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The leader of a Western nation
preached Ayn Rand for fiscal salvation
I dream, therefore I am.

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The leader of a Western nation
preached Ayn Rand for fiscal salvation
The rich got richer
the poor got the picture

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The leader of a Western nation
preached Ayn Rand for fiscal salvation
The rich got richer
the poor got the picture
the bombs never hit ya when you're down so low \:D/ oops sorry got carried away.


The leader of a Western nation
preached Ayn Rand for fiscal salvation
The rich got richer
the poor got the picture
of a self centred tanned aberration


He's down in the bunker tonight

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:lol:

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He's down in the bunker tonight
trying with all of his might

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