Limericks!!

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(You wouldn't read about it! Midnight Oil sang much truth....)

He's down in the bunker tonight
trying with all of his might
with some mirrors and smoke

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He's down in the bunker tonight
trying with all of his might
with mirrors and smoke
to downplay the joke

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He's down in the bunker tonight
trying with all of his might
with mirrors and smoke
to downplay the joke
but his prospects don't look bright.

Mandy Jones had a fear of men

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Mandy Jones had a fear of men
She had lesbian sex now and then

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Mandy Jones had a fear of men
She had lesbian sex now and then
she smoked a bong

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Mandy Jones had a fear of men
She had lesbian sex now and then
she smoked a bong
And wore a fake shlong

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Mandy Jones had a fear of men
She had lesbian sex now and then
she smoked a bong
And wore a fake shlong
which cost her 10,000 yen.

The dean of an Oxford college

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The dean of an Oxford college
Was a man of much useless knowledge

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The dean of an Oxford college
Was a man of much useless knowledge
He had a huge nose

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The dean of an Oxford college
Was a man of much useless knowledge
He had a huge nose
like a 20 meter hose

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The dean of an Oxford college
Was a man of much useless knowledge
He had a huge nose
like a 20 meter hose
a fact he failed to acknowledge.

The old woman who lived in a shoe

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The old woman who lived in a shoe
Went to the high heel for a poo

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The old woman who lived in a shoe
Went to the high heel for a poo
but the phone started ringing

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The old woman who lived in a shoe
Went to the high heel for a poo
but the phone started ringing
and despite her upbringing

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The old woman who lived in a shoe
Went to the high heel for a poo
but the phone started ringing
and despite her upbringing
she decided to stay in the loo.

A man who was heavily tattooed

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