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The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear

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The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear
how do I know

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The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear
how do I know?
In the cellar below

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The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear
how do I know?
In the cellar below
There’s matresses stuffed with pubic hair


Noddy and Big Ears have a red car

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Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far.

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Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold

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Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold
at pickles auction I'm told

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Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold
at pickles auction I'm told,
the proceeds to be spent in the bar.


I once had a kitten called Rosie
I dream, therefore I am.

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I once had a kitten called Rosie
WHO'S cuddles felt real cosy

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Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold
at pickles auction I'm told
I have my coins saved up in a biscuit jar


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Percy Grainer loved the whip

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Sorry, Mavis, DW beat you to it!

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I once had a kitten called Rosie
whose cuddles felt real cosy
but her claws were sharp

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I once had a kitten called Rosie
whose cuddles felt real cosy
but her claws were sharp
They left several marks

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I once had a kitten called Rosie
whose cuddles felt real cosy
but her claws were sharp
They left several marks,
I preferred it when she was just dozy.

The mayor of an outback town

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The mayor of an outback town
walked around town with a frown

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