Limericks!!

[mavisbramston]

The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear

[Biggdad]

The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear
how do I know

[lynny]

The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear
how do I know?
In the cellar below

[mavisbramston]

The patrons of the Dog and Bear
Never wore any underwear
how do I know?
In the cellar below
There’s matresses stuffed with pubic hair


Noddy and Big Ears have a red car

[Perrorist]

Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far.

[lynny]

Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold

[Biggdad]

Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold
at pickles auction I'm told

[Dreamweaver]

Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold
at pickles auction I'm told,
the proceeds to be spent in the bar.


I once had a kitten called Rosie

[Biggdad]

I once had a kitten called Rosie
WHO'S cuddles felt real cosy

[mavisbramston]

Noddy and Big Ears have a red car
it takes them everywhere, near or far
It's going to be sold
at pickles auction I'm told
I have my coins saved up in a biscuit jar


((Refuse to say cookies) )

Percy Grainer loved the whip

[Perrorist]

Sorry, Mavis, DW beat you to it!

[Perrorist]

I once had a kitten called Rosie
whose cuddles felt real cosy
but her claws were sharp

[Biggdad]

I once had a kitten called Rosie
whose cuddles felt real cosy
but her claws were sharp
They left several marks

[Perrorist]

I once had a kitten called Rosie
whose cuddles felt real cosy
but her claws were sharp
They left several marks,
I preferred it when she was just dozy.

The mayor of an outback town

[Biggdad]

The mayor of an outback town
walked around town with a frown