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A child whose schoolteacher was kind
liked patting her on her behind
She kicked his bum

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A child whose schoolteacher was kind
liked patting her on her behind
She kicked his bum
and told her mum

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A child whose schoolteacher was kind
liked patting her on her behind
She kicked his bum
and told her mum
who turned up and knocked him blind.

A young man from Wolloomooloo

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A young man from Wolloomooloo
often shouted DIPADEEDOO

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young man from Wolloomooloo
often shouted DIPADEEDOO
He danced in the shed

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A young man from Wolloomooloo
often shouted DIPADEEDOO
He danced in the shed
whilst out of his head
on vodka and Nan's rabbit stew


Our Jimmy was stopped in the street

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Our Jimmy was stopped in the street
For wearing nothing else but a sheet

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Our Jimmy was stopped in the street
For wearing nought else but a sheet
Exposing yourself

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Our Jimmy was stopped in the street
For wearing nought else but a sheet
Exposing yourself
not good for your health

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Our Jimmy was stopped in the street
For wearing nought else but a sheet
Exposing yourself
not good for your health
'cause you never know who you might meet.

A man who fell out of a tree

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A man who fell out of a tree
Landed on a huge bumble bee

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A man who fell out of a tree
Landed on a huge bumble bee
A nurse walking by

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A man who fell out of a tree
Landed on a huge bumble bee
A nurse walking by
she undone his fly

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A man who fell out of a tree
Landed on a huge bumble bee
A nurse walking by
she undone his fly
and allowed the BEE to FLEE.


a silly idiot with COVID

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A silly idiot with COVID
decided to do what Aunt Flo did

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