Limericks!!

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The shelves in the shops are all bare
we might as well not be there
My basket is light
A terrible plight
~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHILE WE MAKE OTHER PLANS ~~~~~~~~~~~~

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The shelves in the shops are all bare
we might as well not be there
My basket is light
A terrible plight
It's enough to make a guardsman swear.

A sailor who hated the sea

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A sailor who hated the sea
Preferred to sail on warm tea

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A sailor who hated the sea
Preferred to sail on warm tea
In a boat that did leak
~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHILE WE MAKE OTHER PLANS ~~~~~~~~~~~~

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A sailor who hated the sea
Preferred to sail on warm tea
In a boat that did leak
and a captain so weak

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A sailor who hated the sea
Preferred to sail on warm tea
In a boat that did leak
and a captain so weak
he would pee his tea in the sea!


a little old lady from Sydney

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A little old lady from Sydney
was born with only one kidney

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A little old lady from Sydney
was born with only one kidney
then one day

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A little old lady from Sydney
was born with only one kidney
then one day
New kidney Hooray!

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A little old lady from Sydney
was born with only one kidney
then one day
New kidney Hooray!
Her brother donated one didn't 'e


As all the rats left the sinking boat

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As all the rats left the sinking boat
the captain said "We'll stay afloat!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHILE WE MAKE OTHER PLANS ~~~~~~~~~~~~

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As all the rats left the sinking boat
the captain said "We'll stay afloat!"
Plug holes with gum!

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As all the rats left the sinking boat
the captain said "We'll stay afloat!"
Plug holes with gum!
or with your big fat thumb

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As all the rats left the sinking boat
the captain said "We'll stay afloat!"
Plug holes with gum!
or with your big fat thumb
cadge a lift from a passing cutthroat!


The ladies were wearing their best

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The ladies were wearing their best:
a camisole in place of a vest,
a G-string in pink,

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