Limericks!!

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It's snowing in Canberra today
the strong winds could blow you away
but cobwebs remain
freezing ones brain

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It's snowing in Canberra today
the strong winds could blow you away
but cobwebs remain
freezing ones brain
soon Santa will be here on his sleigh.

A jocular colleague of mine
"A change is gonna come."

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A jocular colleague of mine
Was forced to stand in a line

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A jocular colleague of mine
Was forced to stand in a line
to buy a phone
"A change is gonna come."

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A jocular colleague of mine
Was forced to stand in a line
to buy a phone,
Was heard to moan
I dream, therefore I am.

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A jocular colleague of mine
Was forced to stand in a line
to buy a phone,
Was heard to moan
I bet this is all by design.

A woman who should have known better
"A change is gonna come."

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A woman who should have known better
Was informed of her crime in a letter

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A woman who should have known better
Was informed of her crime in a letter
Her son dobbed her in

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A woman who should have known better
Was informed of her crime in a letter
Her son dobbed her in
She threw him in the bin

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A woman who should have known better
Was informed of her crime in a letter
Her son dobbed her in
She threw him in the bin
and bought herself an Irish setter.

A horse that was fancied to win
"A change is gonna come."

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A horse that was fancied to win
Said to the bookies with a grin

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A horse that was fancied to win
Said to the bookies with a grin
Put your money on me

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A horse that was fancied to win
Said to the bookies with a grin
Put your money on me
and for a small fee

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A horse that was fancied to win
Said to the bookies with a grin
Put your money on me
and for a small fee
there's no way this'll be a shoo-in.

A farmer in want of a wife
"A change is gonna come."

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A farmer in want of a wife
Preferred a quiet life free from strife

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