Five words to ruin a date

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 22 Jan 2015, 16:08

Do you like sexy movies?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 23 Jan 2015, 11:15

My wife doesn't understand me

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 23 Jan 2015, 13:14

Peter said I was Gorgeous!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by godfather » 23 Jan 2015, 20:11

My last boyfriend was murdered!
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 24 Jan 2015, 07:36

Why are you knocked kneed
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 24 Jan 2015, 10:45

I want LOTS of babies!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 24 Jan 2015, 11:04

Are you gay or straight

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by godfather » 24 Jan 2015, 20:41

Do you do drugs too?
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 24 Jan 2015, 21:12

You have got bad breath
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 25 Jan 2015, 10:00

This date is soooooo boring!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 25 Jan 2015, 10:51

I am going home then!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 25 Jan 2015, 15:12

Please call me a taxi

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 25 Jan 2015, 15:55

Get out and walk home
“Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. ”
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by godfather » 25 Jan 2015, 20:33

Are you really a blonde?
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 25 Jan 2015, 21:34

Blondes are always like that
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