BEFORE & AFTER

Keep your brains active and healthy! USE IT OR LOSE IT!

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 06 Nov 2015, 10:39

Before you are thirsty, have drink of water

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 07 Nov 2015, 10:53

It is not appropriate to eat your dessert before drinking your soup

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 07 Nov 2015, 12:31

Before you butter your slice of bread, cut bread in four pieces.

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 08 Nov 2015, 10:53

Do not cut off the crusts when making toast and use a rolling pin for each slice before spreading butter

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 08 Nov 2015, 18:35

Empty your Bladder before going by car in case of an accident with Fractured Pelvis, possibility of a perforated Bladder
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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 09 Nov 2015, 08:44

That was quite shower Ted, what did you do after that?

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 09 Nov 2015, 17:15

Recollected I did have a Brain! :icon_biggrin:

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 10 Nov 2015, 09:21

Look to the left and look to the right and you never never get run over!

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 10 Nov 2015, 17:09

Making Tomato & Onion gravy,no dry with just veg., instead!

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 11 Nov 2015, 10:42

Throw open the windows and let the breeze fill your rooms with fresh air.

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 13 Nov 2015, 08:53

Open your eyes wide to see the wealth of nature before you leave this world.

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 14 Nov 2015, 11:44

Look to the left and look to the right and you will never never get run over.

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 15 Nov 2015, 10:38

Busses have to stop at certain places enroute to the city and then turn around to retrace the journey.

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Maggs » 18 Nov 2015, 15:50

Coming or going is the likeliest answer

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Post by Teddy » 18 Nov 2015, 18:16

I was going, now I don't know whether I'm coming.

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