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Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 06 Nov 2015, 10:39
by Teddy
Before you are thirsty, have drink of water

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 07 Nov 2015, 10:53
by Maggs
It is not appropriate to eat your dessert before drinking your soup

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 07 Nov 2015, 12:31
by Teddy
Before you butter your slice of bread, cut bread in four pieces.

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 08 Nov 2015, 10:53
by Maggs
Do not cut off the crusts when making toast and use a rolling pin for each slice before spreading butter

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 08 Nov 2015, 18:35
by Teddy
Empty your Bladder before going by car in case of an accident with Fractured Pelvis, possibility of a perforated Bladder

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 09 Nov 2015, 08:44
by Maggs
That was quite shower Ted, what did you do after that?

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 09 Nov 2015, 17:15
by Teddy
Recollected I did have a Brain! :icon_biggrin:

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 10 Nov 2015, 09:21
by Maggs
Look to the left and look to the right and you never never get run over!

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 10 Nov 2015, 17:09
by Teddy
Making Tomato & Onion gravy,no dry with just veg., instead!

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 11 Nov 2015, 10:42
by Maggs
Throw open the windows and let the breeze fill your rooms with fresh air.

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 08:53
by Maggs
Open your eyes wide to see the wealth of nature before you leave this world.

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 14 Nov 2015, 11:44
by Maggs
Look to the left and look to the right and you will never never get run over.

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 15 Nov 2015, 10:38
by Maggs
Busses have to stop at certain places enroute to the city and then turn around to retrace the journey.

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 15:50
by Maggs
Coming or going is the likeliest answer

Re: BEFORE & AFTER

Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 18:16
by Teddy
I was going, now I don't know whether I'm coming.